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i want you to tell me all the things that are wrong with this conversation. i can count at least 1,553.

scenario: last night i'm laying in bed, almost asleep. my brother was still up. i heard my name floating through the hallways. it's jim. for the record, jim is 18 years old. 18.

jim: nikki! nikki!

me: *wondering what the emergency is, as jim wouldn't wake me up for anything less. right?*

jim (still through the door): are you awake?

me: i guess....yeah.

jim: how do you spell ...(inaudible)...?

me: suspicious?

jim: no, ...(inaudible)...

me: conspicuous?

jim: no! *opens door*

me: wha...?

jim, loudly: HOW DO YOU SPELL VICIOUS?

me, after a few seconds of silence: you did not just wake me up to ask me this.

jim: well, how else would i find out?

me: *groaning* v-i-c-i-o-u-s. [i can't believe i actually told him.]

jim: *writes it down* oh, ok. i just couldn't remember, was it v-i-s-h, or v-i-s-c-h, or...

me: or you could just look it up on the computer, or in a dictionary.

jim: but we don't have Microsoft Word on this computer.

me: *groaning louder* why not try the internet.

jim: oh, they have that on there?