in love with slim 2

it's been my longstanding opinion that jimmy john's is quite possibly the best sandwich place in lincoln. reasons for this opinion:

a) they are fast. so fast you'll freak, technically.
b) their bread is perfect.
c) they give you free Hellman's mayo packets.
d) you pay less for a plain sandwich (i always get it plain anyways. but anywhere else, you pay the same price).
e) they deliver.
f) they have funny signs.
g) some people i know work there.
h) the roast beef is perfect.

and i hate to admit this because i just made a far-reaching statement about the general best-ness of jimmy john's. but i am not a qualified evaluator...because i've only ever had one single item from the menu. it's a Slim 2, meaning plain roast beef, on that unbelievably good bread that i could just eat plain, with mayo on the side. the slim 2 is the first jimmy john's sandwich i ever tried. and it's so good, i can't pass it up when i go. i can't believe anything else could be better. you know...if you're completely satisfied with what you've got, don't waste time trying to improve. and if i did go and get something that wasn't better than my Slim 2 with mayo packets, i'd feel like i wasted that precious opportunity to indulge. not to mention the money.

i always savor those last few morsels of the sandwich...when i am getting full but still wish i had an extra few bites. the bread is extra crispy at the ends, and i always have to smush the mayo packet to get the last few greasy blobs out, and i just want the taste to last forever. i think i get a slim 2 at least once a week. sometimes twice. you'd think i'd get sick of the slim 2, but i don't. i can't imagine not liking it.