Tuesday, April 25, 2006

someone tell me how it's possible to like someone so much that just seeing them makes you feel lonely, almost homesick.

so, i really hoped i wouldn't see That Boy any more (no, not that boy...heavens, not this one either; you blog-people don't know him). but, i did. several times. and it wasn't even my fault! anyways, in light of this traumatic event, i've compiled a partial list of ways for cruel boys to engrain themselves in girls' minds forever, even when she doesn't want to think about you, ever again.

- when you're talking to her, stand slightly closer than is socially common.
- appear very interested in her summer plans, even if you don't understand a word she says because she's talking so fast. (or, tell her to slow down so you can understand her.)
- tell her it was good to see her again.
- don't break eye contact when she's talking.
- give her a hug or pat her shoulder.
- above all (this is very important) always wear t-shirts that exactly match the shade of your eyes.

yep, she's doomed. :P when you've used these simple tips, let me know how things are going for ya. :)

1 Comments:

At Saturday, April 29, 2006 12:32:00 AM, Blogger Scotty sayeth thus:

thanx for the tips......:-p

 

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